Cute Embroidery

This little cutie I found in a slow traffic store where unloved items end up in the trash if they don't sell. I couldn't let that happen so I brought it home. However this is the first it's seen fresh air so I think it should go to someone who will appreciate it a little more. There is a little water damage or light staining at the folds. Cute embroidery on what looks like vintage card table sized fabric.

Resin Warmer Thing

I won't take the credit for this one. It was a gift from mom.
It has real straw and 3-d cork water pump in a heavy layer of resin.
Just help me make this one go away, and we won't tell anyone it was ever here shhhhh.

Bless This House Trivett

I love trivetts. I think they look so neat hanging on the wall, don't you?
It turns out I have two of these, so one can go.
Do you have an extra trivett to trade?

Antique Junque Phone Thing

I have no excuse for this one, but I remember getting a chuckle out of the verse on the front.

The front says:
COME IN
SIT DOWN, RELAX, CONVERSE
OUR HOUSE DOESN'T
ALWAYS LOOK LIKE THIS,
SOMETIMES IT'S EVEN WORSE.

It hangs on the wall and has a nice sized pocket for pencils and/or a little note pad.
The back is numbered P156 and it has a sticker that says Norcrest crafted in Japan.

Anyone care to make me an offer?